If I walk into a bar filled with Harley Riders, What should the first thing I say?

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Should I talk in a low deep voice and say "Hey Man How's the Harley Running"?
or "hey man? where are all the babes at, did you ugly guys scare them away"?
or "wow, looking at the pipes on that Dyna parked outside, hope there isn't a earthquake when it fires up"
 
Just ask them where the little boy's room is because you have to powder your nose. That will get their attention.

Or even better. Ask them when the owner got a scrapyard permit.

Or; say "I haven't seen this much leather since that VILLAGE PEOPLE concert that I loved so much.

and finally

''' Which one of you poseurs wants to race my HAYABUSA'''

All the above will get you more attention than you have ever received in your life. And may your Gawd have mercy on your soul.
 
You spend more time posting questions than Riding !


Tell them that your Moped looks good parked next to all those bikes !
 
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