If you found out You had cancer

1. go to confession (catholic, shut up)
2. go to all my favorite band's concerts
3. ihav.net all day
4. shoot/ blow up stuff
5. donate all my money/goods to a good cuase like the poor
6. chill with family.
7. smoke and do a shit load of drugs
8. spend a night with the gf, prolly no sex tho (if heaven is what i think, il get alot there)
9. chill with family more
10. travel around world
11. record a song so everyone would remember me
12. make thread in st
13. get ready (mass, talk to friends)
14. skydive at 11:58, die on impact

all 2 weeks baby
 
Well if you're picturing loss of all realization and consciousness in the dark ground, a dark, dreamless world with no thought process and by "a lot" you mean a lot of maggots and worms eating you then you're goddamn right! Stay a virgin my friend!
 
im not die hard, because id still do drugs, but sex b4 marriage is kinda a biggie
 
I wouldn't want to know I had 2 weeks left.

My friend just got diagnosed with terminal cancer on Saturday.

Then today my dog got diagnosed with cancer too.

Cancer is everywhere. :runaway: :(
 
Wow.. At least sex is natural. While MOST drugs are not. If you are going to do some natural drugs, why not have some natural sex? Because the "man" will deny you into heaven? How do you know he won't give you props and let you know that most of the people that wrote the Bible are full of BULLSHIT.
 
1. Do tons of drugs
2. Sex a lot of girls
3. Max out a really fast car
4. Go skydiving
5. Spend time with the family and friends
 
Not a bad list. With a few amendments, it would be quite similar to mine.
 
hey man i didnt write the bible, so show some respect or stfu

and thx guy with the weed avy
 
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