If you found out You had cancer

pull some boondock saints shit and hopefully inspire some people to carry on my legacy


also, sex hot chicks. i'm talking crazy sex too, none of that missionary for 15 minutes and i'm done. fuck that.
 
cbr1000+I59 next to my house=how im goin out.

before though, im doing as much otherwise stupid shit as possible. hookers, murders, drugs, and im impregnating as many bitches as possible so dannyV2's can fuck sum mo' shit up.
 
commit as many crimes as possible and give all the profits to my family or use the cash to throw a party that leaves a city in complete ruin but even in 100 years people will still talk about it.

yeah if i go with option 2 i may get a statue or my own day or something.

but seriously i would play a lot of ihav.net, have a lot of sex, like at least 3 solid days worth, and attempt option 1.
 
So if I shoot myself in the head I am dying from a gunshot and not suicide? Hahaa what the fuck are you saying.
 
I woud do everything I ever wanted to do and probbly never sleep because that would be wasting time
 
Choice A, what would most likely happen.


Or, go on a mass killing spree, terrorizing scum of the earth.
 
Yeah, because his backup is so much better.



You won't but they will hound your family and make their life hell while you probably burn in the real hell for doing that to them and cheating the companies out of money.
 
no, id die of cancer on the 13th day at 12pm, id hit the ground at the exact same time, therefore id die of both =]
no suicide
 
Start a giant ass gunfight.

beat off for a few days into a squiirt gun and shoot my principle in the face.






man, how many times has this thread been made?!?!?!
 
Tell everyone and get them all sad.
Tell everyone I was just kidding and laugh about it.
Tell everyone I was serious.
 
And after everyone does all their illegal shit, they come to find out that the doctor read off the wrong chart. So either prison rape or execution happens. :dodgy:
 
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