If you found out You had cancer

You know, whats sad, is if anyone on here found that out, they would probably just go to their room, cry, and thats about it.

there might be like 1 person on here cool enough to do what he says.
 
well the first week i would play as much pb as i can, then the next week I would steel my dads c card and buy as much random shit as I can, buy a plane ticket to hollywood and go to a gun store, buy a .44 and shoot as many famous ppl as I can with tom cruse at the top of the list. Then jack a car drvie to east LA buy a shit load of drugs ,fuck bitches, then I would go to a store buy one of those raw cookie dough packs, go skydiving while triping balls on all those drug and eating the cookie dough at the same time. Then instead of going out in my death bed I would face Chuck Noris in a match to the death.
 
spend 13 days in vegas.

then a day at church asking forgiveness for the last 13 days.
 
Assuming I was single.

I would spend the first week having a sex change.

The second week would be nothing but large brawny men _loving_tender_ me as I experience a weeks worth of orgasms and dirty sanchezes.

Or.

Not.
 
How the fuck would you find out I have cancer and you dont even know me?? And why would you care??
 
who doesn't?

i dont think youre aware of how many negholes have been pozzed around here
 
go to school and fuck around. I know most of you would skip school and just go do stupid shit, but i would wanna spend it with my friends. Id party my fucking ass off after school, but id still go just to see the people i care about. Tell every teacher i never liked to FUCK OFF. Tell our principle shes a cunt and she should fucking quit. The last week id go somewhere exotic and bring every1 i can with me.
 
I would O wait already found out I did. Got diagnosed with pre- skin cancer they just cut it off. They came in were like you have pre skin cancer. ME: cool, fix it.
 
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