...fast moving train, who'd win? I'd have my Kukri knife
Tom Cruise would have hookswords autographed br Ron Hubbard
Robert Redford would have a sythe
You'd have a rubber duckie autographed by Ernie from Sesame Street
The rubber duckie from Sesame Street is actually a very powerful weapon that can shoot laser beams from its eyes that instantly vaporize anybody it hits. So I would win.