Not even that, just have an "On" topic for serious buisness, and an "Off" topic. (Just like OT was, it worked.) Then when you click on Small Talk (or off topic) it would make you verify your age, then pow, no legal issues or faggot moderation for people who don't ihav.net. Porn would even be alloud. Too bad offtopic is run by a bunch of faggots.