I would fill up a school bus with high explosives and drive right through the front door of the Westboro Baptist Church. I'd make sure to drive right up to Fred Phelps' old decrepit ass right before I push the button.
i don't have the ytmnd link, but I'd tie piano wire around my neck, superglue my hands to the side of my head, and jump off a bridge so the piano wire would cut my head off but I would still be holding it in my hands.