ICE TWINKLES is a bit of an effeminate name for a man, isn't it? I used to date a short fat guy and I was tall and slim and strangers would say HEY LOOK AT THAT!!! and point at us. He was a school teacher and the pupils would arrange us on the school steps for photos on social nights. They'd direct us HEY SIR, UP A FEW MORE STEPS, PUT YOUR ARM AROUND HER. MISS!! DOWN A COUPLE OF STEPS! It never worried us, the difference. But when I went to one of his family reunions I saw that all the short fat men had married gals slightly shorter than themselves, and I was the tallest there. Everything in his family home was aimed at short people....the doorknobs, the wall mirrors, etc. Don't worry about people making jokes......enjoy being the centre of attention. Wave and nod like you are Royalty.