Every day, a male co-worker walks up very close to a lady standing at the coffee machine, inhales a big breath of air and tells her that her hair smells nice.
After a week of this, she can't stand it anymore and takes her complaint to a supervisor in the personnel department and states that she wants to write a sexual harassment grievance against him.
The Human Resources supervisor is puzzled by this decision and asks, "What's sexually threatening about a co-worker telling you your hair smells nice?"
Last Day on the Job
It was the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood.
When he arrived at the first house on his route he was greeted by the whole family there, who congratulated him and sent him on his way with a big gift envelope.
At the second house they presented him with a box of fine cigars.
The folks at the third house handed him a selection of terrific fishing lures.
At the fourth house he was met at the door by a strikingly beautiful woman in a revealing negligee.
She took him by the hand, gently led him through the door, and led him up the stairs to the bedroom where she blew his mind with the most passionate love he had ever experienced.
When he had had enough they went downstairs, where she fixed him a giant breakfast, eggs, potatoes, ham, sausage, blueberry waffles, and fresh squeezed orange juice.
When he was truly satisfied she poured him a cup of steaming coffee.
As she was pouring, he noticed a dollar bill sticking out from under the cup's bottom edge. "All this was just too wonderful for words," he said, "but what's the dollar for?"
"Well," she said, "last night, I told my husband that today would be your last day, and that we should do something special for you. I asked him what to give you."
Three recently unemployed men are sitting at an insurance bureau. They ask each other why they are here. The first man says "my factory had a major fire, the whole place burned to the ground. But I got my insurance money so I'm okay."
The second man says, " my business had a massive flood, everything was completely ruined. But, I got insurance money so I'm okay."
The third man says, " well, my office building was demolished by a raging tornado. It ripped through and completely leveled everything. But, I got my insurance money so I'm okay."
Puzzled, the first two ask the third man, "How did you make a tornado?"
Q: Once there were two lawyers driving to work. On the way there, they drove by an accident. The lawyer who was driving shouted, "That's my wife." The other one was mad at him for saying that.
A: the other lawyer was a girl and was secretly in love with the other lawyer. She was mad because she had never been told he already had a wife.
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