Imagine punching somebody so hard that they turned into a door.

[ncsucsc]

Then you found out that's where ALL doors come from, and you got initiated into a murder club that makes doors. The stronger you punch, the better the door. So there are like super strong murderers who punch people into Venetian doors and shit.

 

[jwthoughts]

He knows to much...

 

[pointofcomplication]

no

 

[dawnstar]

then what are trees made of?

 

[StardustB]

lol

 

[ericwilliamdolan]

What about windows?

 

[ChickPea]

I must be missing something...

 

[JosephM]

Wait.................what if I punch a door, will it turn into a person?

 

[pwincessjadii]

Quick, we need 10cc of fun for this party-pooper! Relax man, take a chill pill, this thread is a pizza party just waiting to happen!

 

[BrownP]

I'm looking at 4 identical doors right now. Does that mean somebody murdered a set of quadruplets, or were they just punched the same?

 

[mitchw]

wait so you put punch on a door and you make punch out of fruit juice... Im confused

 

[JayneSavage]

.

 

[anniellxe]

Hakkuna Matata?

 

[AndrewZ]

I'm starting to catch on...

I'm off to punch my boss. I'll take pics of the kind of door he turns in to. :tup:

 

[Alysse]

Imagine punching someone so hard that they blew up the galaxy-

 

[sportsfanatic007]

how high are you?

 

[JrReeeee]

Like...This high.

 

[jlt_93]

hIgH oN lIfE~~~*

 

[GrahamF]

old copypasta is old

 

[tome615]

smoke some more crack...

I heard acid works too...for turning people into inatimate objects i mean