Imagine punching somebody so hard that they turned into a door.

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You have to hit a redneck while they are either a)smoking a marlboro red or b)drinking a miller/bud light. If you hit one with a mullet, the barn door comes painted.
 
If a door hits you, then you automatically switch souls with the door.

You will live the rest of your life as a door. Unless you can somehow manage to punch another person, at which point your soul will takeover their body.

It's simple math people.
 
yes this 3 page thread is full of EPIC FAIL!!!!!!!1111! someone make a motivator out of it, quick!
 
I caught a mudkip with a greatball. I have also caught a mewtwo with a REGULAR POKEBALL. OOHHH

And yes, if you punch a door it will turn into the original person it came from...but you have to do it hard enough, like blowing up the galaxy hard enough.
 
I was up late last night pondering what would happen if i roundhouse kicked a revolving door? I know thats saying a lot, but it got to me, i mean, could it spin fast enough to turn into a vortex and suck everything non door into it?

Im going to need to consult a sexpert.
 
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