Imagine punching somebody so hard that they turned into a door.

[lydja]

He went too far....

 

[CKATZ]

yeah but when you shoot someone they turn into tires..

:dodgy:

 

[BUBUtheSemite]

what about kicking

 

[EV]

i lold :tup:

i dream about this ever night :dodgy:

 

[therefridgerator]

what if you punch chuck norris? :dodgy:

 

[MrsGC]

The person throwing the punch would get turned into a door.

 

[MusicAddict1319]

Can I buy some weed off you?

 

[forgive]

You gotta watch out though. Doors are very dirty, dirty people. The second they take over your body, they will remove you from the hinges and throw you in the woods. The people with just door frames are more than likely doors. Fucking tricky bastards.

 

[Josey]

this sounds like weed-speak

 

[peenarple]

So what happens if I punch a Native American? Teepees don't have doors...

 

[Badshah]

thats because native americans cannot be punched

 

[sheloves_dablues]

This is deep shit.

 

[bushboy2347]

What if a gorilla dressed in human clothes commits suicide?

 

[tygrlili99]

closed casket funeral

 

[FrankQ]

so are like car doors made from punched wheelchair bound people? if you really want to call them people, hence not turning into wood

 

[tommylampini]

this shits deep lol

 

[floppyorangehat]

If your going downstream in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pizzas can you fit in your shoe?

 

[CoryT]

the op is the greatest thing ever written

 

[Googles]

so if i sechs the door...is it still considered rape?

 

[JlJay]

Have you ever heard a door say no?