Imagine this

[plattersby]

You're in the emergency room with your pregnant wife who is giving birth to your child. When the child pops out, it's obviously not yours.

what do you do?




WHAT THE HELL DO YOU DO????

 

[annoymous]

Shoot the wife.

 

[vegan_crust]

Cheat on her with the nurse

 

[Duckie]

I'd walk out of the room and drive away then file a divorce and keep the house and everything else.

 

[taj]

Be all like wtf and when she says it isn't mine, gtfo.

 

[kalabugs_mom]

bamf alert

 

[alyh]

he's got it under control

 

[logicalGoth]

Make her eat it.

edit: or put it back where it came from.

 

[Kristintttt]

BITE Her NECK!!!

 

[EricH]

BITCH, GET ME SOME WAFFLE FRIES.

yah.

 

[aaronburkuofc]

Post about it on ST.

 

[orangesoda]

i would hold the baby out in my arms and say, "WTF is this shit" and then chuck it at the window so that is splatters blood like in the movies.

 

[JuniorA]

lol'd at the chuck it out the window shit, reminds me of kung pow.

good one ubs.

 

[ImaniYourMajesty]

I still like my idea the best.

 

[stars7s]

.

EDIT: colussus jade comes in 2nd place. this thread needs a poll

 

[Delgarits]

make my wife eat the baby

 

[SaraSmith]

fixed

 

[seahag]

When I'm cutting the umbilical cord I'll "accidentally" trip, killing them both.

 

[luucye]

get up walk to car and leave and pretend it didnt happen.

 

[JustAnotherPerson]

make a thread in small talk duh