IPHONE AIRPLANE MODE WON'T FLY!!!!!!!!?

[Luis]

Okayy so I just got my first phone an iPhone 5 and I turned airplane mode on and off like 20 times but It just won't fly! I even tried throwing it but it just won't fly!
Please help Me!!!

 

[GabrielEscobedo]

You have to shove it up your black ass

 

[Hannah]

troll.

 

[Dalton]

Give it red bull then it will have wings