is it true if you tie buttered toast to a cat, it will levitate?

[CalibanLarry]

I don't think the cat-toast dimorph would levitate. I think it would just hang suspended a few inches above the ground and spin--cat-side, toast-side--caterwauling and dripping.

 

[Vortex]

laws of toast says when you drop toast, it always lands buttered side down. when a cat is dropped, it always lands on its feet. if you strapped buttered toast on the back of a cat and then dropped the cat, both laws defy each other, so the cat would not fall, it would levitate?

 

[scratchwhiplash]

The damn cat would probably lick all the butter off before it hit the ground and still land on its feet...

 

[scratchwhiplash]

The damn cat would probably lick all the butter off before it hit the ground and still land on its feet...

 

[SamanthaJ]

i will accidently drop toast right now and it will land butter side up. This means i defy toast. However, i can't fix the cat.