Is Jesus Christ a Zombie?

[Katherinee2]

Because he rised from the dead by supernatural forces, and thats the definition of Zombieism
I respect people who believe in Jesus, but this is really a mind fuck, so think about it...

 

[BradBaThreeTimer]

he's a ghost......who ya gon call? Ghostbusters!

That woulda been an awesome part 3.

 

[Notmadeofstone]

Hope you are still able to laugh where you are going!

 

[JamusaCookieFundie]

Puts Left For Dead in a whole new light.

 

[Skeptic123]

He wants to eat your brains...

Delicioso!

 

[Ark]

Yes

 

[Evelyn]

no He is a God and HE DIED FOR YOU!!!!

 

[deadfundie]

We should really be attacking Christmas right now.

 

[SomethinglikeAmazing]

i want you to think about something...


Do you really care...? Furthermore do we really care??

 

[kaboom]

Yes, and his wounds were still intact when he arose. So, since his body wasn't able to sustain life on its own because of injuries he was basically an animated corpse controlled by magic.

 

[AtheistTrollisAtheist]

Yes, and he's been eating the brains of his followers ever since.

 

[Faithisblind]

George A Romero actually created Jesus just after he made dawn of the dead.

 

[spitfire]

What's wrong with zombies? Everyone likes zombies...