I requested a cubicle in the middle 3 floors of my office instead of the top floor cubicle I have now. The reason I want this change is because I feel there is a lack of safety up there. I gave my boss this diagram to help persuade him.
Top 5 Floors
UNSAFE
When the velociraptors get in on the bottom floors, the will go up. EVERY TIME. When they get to your floor, you’re screwed because you cant jump out of the window.
Middle 2 Floors
SAFE
Although velociraptors can ride elevators, they get confused with the buttons. This will slow them in their assent to your floor. Once you see that all ‘raptors inside, JUMP OUT THE WINDOW MAN
Bottom 3 Floors
UNSAFE
‘Raptors can pick locks. And open automatic doors. When the get inside they move like lightening, faster than Chuck Norris himself. Once they get in, you’re screwed.
My boss denied my request. Oh man! I’m screwed! F***
Top 5 Floors
UNSAFE
When the velociraptors get in on the bottom floors, the will go up. EVERY TIME. When they get to your floor, you’re screwed because you cant jump out of the window.
Middle 2 Floors
SAFE
Although velociraptors can ride elevators, they get confused with the buttons. This will slow them in their assent to your floor. Once you see that all ‘raptors inside, JUMP OUT THE WINDOW MAN
Bottom 3 Floors
UNSAFE
‘Raptors can pick locks. And open automatic doors. When the get inside they move like lightening, faster than Chuck Norris himself. Once they get in, you’re screwed.
My boss denied my request. Oh man! I’m screwed! F***