Is this a safer way to smoke a cigarette?

IsThisReal

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Hey guys, I've been a smoker for quite sometime now and lately I've been trying to think of a new way to smoke to save me the shortness of breath and the increased risk of cancer. So today I tried smoking my cigarettes rectally.

I light a cigarette, put it in my anus, pull with my rectal muscles to inhale and push or fart to exhale. What do you think?
 
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