Is this funny? [Poop list]?

JewellLeeana

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The Poop List:

The Ghost Poop
The kind where you feel poop come out, see poop on the toilet paper, but there's no poop in the bowl.

The Clean Poop
The kind where you feel poop come out, see poop in the bowl, but there's no poop on the toilet paper.

The Second Poop
This poop happens when you've finished, your pants are up to your knees, and you suddenly realize you have to poop some more.

The Lincoln Log Poop
The kind of poop that's so enormous you're afraid to flush it down without first breaking it up into little pieces with the toilet brush.

The "Gee, I Really Wish I Could Poop" Poop
The kind where you want to poop, but even after straining your guts out, all you can do is sit on the toilet, cramped and farting.


The Crowd Pleaser
This poop is so intriguing in size and/or appearance that you have to show it to someone before flushing.

The Ritual
This poop occurs at the same time each day and is accomplished with the aid of a newspaper.

The Guinness Book Of Records Poop
A poop so noteworthy it should be recorded for future generations.

The Aftershock Poop
This poop has an odor so powerful than anyone entering the toilet room within the next seven hours is affected.

The Floater
Characterized by its floatability, this poop has been known to resurface after many flushings.

The Phantom Poop
This appears in the toilet mysteriously and no one will admit to putting it there.

The Poop Bomb
A poop that comes as a complete surprise at a time that is either inappropriate to poop or you are nowhere near pooping facilities.

The Power Dump Poop
The kind that comes out so fast, you barely have your pants down and you're done.

The "I Think I'm Turning Into A Bunny" Poop
When you drop lots of cute, little round ones that look like marbles and make tiny splashing sounds when they hit the water.

The "What The Heck Died In Here?" Poop
Also sometimes referred to as "The Toxic Dump". Of course you don't warn anyone of the poisonous bathroom odor. Instead, you stand innocently near the door and enjoy the show as they run out gagging and gasping for air.
 
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