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There were three girls who were walking down the street, and two guys see them pass by. The first dude says, "Whoa! What happened to Lorna? Why is her @ s s so big?"
His friend replies, "She passed through the woods, and defecated on a mushroom, where an elf was living. The elf got angry, and made her bottom that big."
"Yikes! What about Aida? Why are her feet big?"
"She kicked the mushroom, thus provoking the elf, which made her feet big."
"Wow! How about Fe? What happened to her? Why does she have big lips?"
"She spit on the mushroom. You know what happens next."
"Cool!" Then, the dude walks off in the direction of the forest.
"Bro, where are you going?"
The guys says, "I'm gonna go PISS on the mushroom!"
His friend replies, "She passed through the woods, and defecated on a mushroom, where an elf was living. The elf got angry, and made her bottom that big."
"Yikes! What about Aida? Why are her feet big?"
"She kicked the mushroom, thus provoking the elf, which made her feet big."
"Wow! How about Fe? What happened to her? Why does she have big lips?"
"She spit on the mushroom. You know what happens next."
"Cool!" Then, the dude walks off in the direction of the forest.
"Bro, where are you going?"
The guys says, "I'm gonna go PISS on the mushroom!"