i dont eat canadian bacon, and second, i talk the same as you (except a possible redneck accent, if you have one). All the British people on xbl tell me to eat my mcdonalds cause im a fat american, but im actually not.
If were looking at heritage, then Italians, their fucking Romans, Romans are BAMF. I like Canadians more though, so, I voted Caraboose. cuz I love him.