I've got a splitting headache, would any of you like to....?

[Seafret1412]

Send voodoo vibes or whatever to get rid of it?
Maybe do a Uri Gellar concentrate on an image of a splitting head and heal it thing?
Perhaps a few of you could get together? What do you reckon?
I know, I appreciate the stupidity of sitting on here, it's just my husband is farting on with wires etc, and I can't get to my settee! I can't even be bothered to ask him to move, he's not doing it on purpose, but he's a man and I've just bought him a new gadget, so he wants it working, now. I will try to concentrate on your back though - it might just work, come on everyone!!!!

 

[Zozo]

Teehee I hope your headache goes cos you sound really sweet and funny! I'm sending the voodoo vibes right now. Have a mint tea, it really helps. Hope you feel better!

I was looking at some headache jokes but they're all about docs having oral sex with their wives.

I know.

Typing headache jokes into Google informs of the weirdest things.

However if you like the idea of having testicles cut off to relieve the headaches then I would try it.



Yuck.

Sorry everybody.