Jesus faked his own death? What do you think?

TheDoctor

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First of all, I want to say, please don't get angry and say I'm going to go to hell and burn. I am only stating an opinion and it's a free country.

I have many reasons to believe Jesus Christ faked his own death. It all adds up. I mean, really, Jesus is the son of God? I used to be a Christian. I used to believe in God. I went to a Christian school. I was christened, the whole lot. I was brought up to believe: God loves everyone.
No he doesn't, there are children dying in Africa.
But Jesus on the other hand was the best man in the world. I've read everything there is to do about him (not just the bible) and watched millions of movies.
So I believe of his existence.
But he was NOT the son of God.
And he knew this, so that is why he faked his own death.
He knew he was going to die. He knew. And he also knew he wasn't going to be Resurrected, so, he pretended to die.
He was crucified, but before the crucfixtion he got Mary Magdalene to use special natural ointments to numb the pain and make him unconscious. In other words, he was drugged. And his legs were not broken and he was not stabbed (not everything in the bible is right, after all, most of the disciples weren't at the crucfixtion, even though they wrote the new testament.) He was taken down and put in that cave/tomb. Whilst he was in there, he came to and made a "secret entrance" (as cheesy as it sounds) so Mary Magdalene could enter and nurse him back to health.
Once he was nursed back to health, Mary Magdalene drugged the guards who guarded the tomb/cave and they ran out. The guards knew that they would be humiliated so they made up the story of seeing him come back to life.

Does it not make sense?

He was a PROPHET, not a savior.

Some things in the bible just don't add up. Like how he never left Israel. He traveled all over the world (the part that was discovered anyway!)

After his "death" Mary Magdalene and Jesus fled to India and had three kids. The end.

What do you think of this?
 
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