MysteriousPanda
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Once, two aliens land their flying saucer out in the country next to an abandoned fuel station. They get out, pull their ray guns, and approach the old fuel pump
The younger alien says "Earthman, take us to your leader" But the pump doesn't reply. So the young alien threatens to shoot the earthman if it doesn't reply.
The older alien says "Settle down or you'll get hurt, this earthman is a real bad @$$"
The young alien takes no heed and shoots the pump with his ray gun, and it explodes in a big fireball and blows the 2 aliens about 200 metres away.
They pick themselves up off the ground and the young alien says "WOW, he was a bad @$$. How did you know?"
The older alien replies "When you have been around the universe as much as I have, you learn any man that can wrap his d*ck twice around his shoulder and stick it in his ear, has GOT to be a bad @$$"
The younger alien says "Earthman, take us to your leader" But the pump doesn't reply. So the young alien threatens to shoot the earthman if it doesn't reply.
The older alien says "Settle down or you'll get hurt, this earthman is a real bad @$$"
The young alien takes no heed and shoots the pump with his ray gun, and it explodes in a big fireball and blows the 2 aliens about 200 metres away.
They pick themselves up off the ground and the young alien says "WOW, he was a bad @$$. How did you know?"
The older alien replies "When you have been around the universe as much as I have, you learn any man that can wrap his d*ck twice around his shoulder and stick it in his ear, has GOT to be a bad @$$"