Here are so funny jokes about men for ladies=D
Q: What the best torture for a man?
A: Put a naked blonde and a six-pack in front of him and tell him to pick only one.
Q:Why does it take 1,000,000 sperm to fertilise an egg?
A: They won't stop and ask for directions.
Q: What is the difference between E.T and a man?
A: E.T phones home.
Q: What is the world's thinnest book?
A: "What Men Know About Women"
It all makes sense now:
*MENtal illness
*MENstrual cramps
*MENtal breakdown
*MENopause
*GUYnecologist
*And when we have real trouble, it's a HISterectomy.
Ever notice how all of women's problems start with men/guy?
Q: What the best torture for a man?
A: Put a naked blonde and a six-pack in front of him and tell him to pick only one.
Q:Why does it take 1,000,000 sperm to fertilise an egg?
A: They won't stop and ask for directions.
Q: What is the difference between E.T and a man?
A: E.T phones home.
Q: What is the world's thinnest book?
A: "What Men Know About Women"
It all makes sense now:
*MENtal illness
*MENstrual cramps
*MENtal breakdown
*MENopause
*GUYnecologist
*And when we have real trouble, it's a HISterectomy.
Ever notice how all of women's problems start with men/guy?