;42603719']When I was a senior I was in the cross country locker room and after doing some of my traditional naked cartwheels I decided to hang upside down from a pipe that was running parallel to the ceiling about a foot down. So i'm hanging there, watching the horrified looks on all the freshmen's faces...when all of the sudden another senior grabs a textbook and slams me in the back of the head with it.
Now, while you're hanging upside down naked, and you feel yourself almost lose conscience, it tends to make you pretty angry...but you're naked...so it's kind of funny at the same time. I got down, ran over to him, got behind him and put him in a choke hold. Please note that he is fully clothed and no intercourse ever occurred. Anyways, he started slamming backwards, pinning me up against some lockers, he did it about six times before I got off of his back. I didn't want it to escalate into a fist fight though because I was already suspended once in high school for fighting and I didn't have a huge problem with this kid before this incident, so I put a hand on his chest, one hand on his back, and somehow picked him up and slammed him down on the ground. I should have finished there, but my adrenalin was flowing so I wasn't in complete control. I picked up the text book he slammed me with and hurled it as hard as I could at his head from about ten feet away. It cracked his head open and he was bleeding pretty bad.
I was originally ammused by the freshmens repsonse to me hanging upside down naked, but you can't even imagine how terrified they looked now...
We all left to go to practice. The kid who hit me, who no one really cared for too much, never came to practice, nor did he ever get up off the floor while we were in there. Two days later he thanked me for it though. He said when he went to work there was a hot girl who saw his big cut on his head and felt bad for him, and one thing lead to another and they ended up making out in the walk in freezer at their work.
So, high fives all around.