Callmebuckaroo
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- Aug 9, 2010
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tell me some newer lil johnnie jokes plz. i think we all no the older classic ones, but where are the newer ones. i have some jokes that i think are old tho.
wanna hear a dirty joke? lil johnny fell in a puddle of mud
wanna hear a clean joke? he took a bath and in it he blew bubbles
wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was the door next door.
one day the teacher had a test.
teacher: i will ask a question ,as a pgrase, and you say who said it.
teacher: four score and seven more...
alley: abe lincoln!
teacher: very good! you get an extra weekend day.
teacher: ask not what you country can do for you, but what you can do for your country!
madeline: jfk!
teacher: very good, now one more...
lil johnny: i wish those chicks will just SHUT UP!!!!!
teacher: who said that?
lil johnny: tiger woods did. bye.
one day johnny's brother came to class late.
teacher:where were u?
brother: maggie hill
the teacher never heard of it but it sounded familiar so she gave hime a pass
lil johnnie ca to class late too, but he forgot his pants so he pulled it back up.
teacher
ut those pants back up! now where u on maggie hill too?
johnny: yes i was and it wasent quick, i lasted on it for a loooong time and it was fun. sorry though.
so the teacher gave him a pass. then a girl came in, the teacher kind of remembered her but forgot her name.
teacher: and were u on maggie hill?
maggie: no ,but my name is maggie hill though.
srry, bubbles was the girl next door
star if you think its funny
wanna hear a dirty joke? lil johnny fell in a puddle of mud
wanna hear a clean joke? he took a bath and in it he blew bubbles
wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was the door next door.
one day the teacher had a test.
teacher: i will ask a question ,as a pgrase, and you say who said it.
teacher: four score and seven more...
alley: abe lincoln!
teacher: very good! you get an extra weekend day.
teacher: ask not what you country can do for you, but what you can do for your country!
madeline: jfk!
teacher: very good, now one more...
lil johnny: i wish those chicks will just SHUT UP!!!!!
teacher: who said that?
lil johnny: tiger woods did. bye.
one day johnny's brother came to class late.
teacher:where were u?
brother: maggie hill
the teacher never heard of it but it sounded familiar so she gave hime a pass
lil johnnie ca to class late too, but he forgot his pants so he pulled it back up.
teacher
ut those pants back up! now where u on maggie hill too?johnny: yes i was and it wasent quick, i lasted on it for a loooong time and it was fun. sorry though.
so the teacher gave him a pass. then a girl came in, the teacher kind of remembered her but forgot her name.
teacher: and were u on maggie hill?
maggie: no ,but my name is maggie hill though.
srry, bubbles was the girl next door
star if you think its funny
