Make a wish, .. and have it corrupted!

Wish granted - you can have one of mine. Unfortunately, you'll regret it bitterly when you realise you have to spend mamy hours picking up poo. And the wretched thing will break your nose and tread on your feet.

I wish i didn't have to go to London tomorrow
 
Wish granted.

Insted of going to London, you get to go to North Korea.
 
Wish granted.

But now you are stuck in the Ozarks for the rest of your life.

I wish I could play soccar profesionally.
 
Granted. You have now been signed up in a life time contract to play for a team in a league in whatever the poorest country with the worst living standards in the world is. Your friends and family will not be with you and because of how poor the country is you have no way of contacting them. You may not ever leave the team or the country to take any time off of playing!


I wish I invented the computer rather than Bill Gates!
 
Wish granted.

But you are such a nerd, you have no friends, and no one likes you, then you give away all your money, and become the shaman on a tribe in the middle of no where.

I wish I could go back in time, and take credit for Kung Fu, Karate, offtopic, and BJJ, and say I created them.
 
You invented Bill Gates?

You are the inventor of the computer, but "there's only a world market for four or five computers" so the market soon dries up and you go bankrupt.

I wish I could think up a witty wish.
 
Wish granted. You take the credit for all the arts. Only you have to deal with EVERY linegae wars, TMA/offtopic rows, and "Bruce Lee vs" threads
 
WIsh granted, your wish is that of such magnitude it could change Map, and even the world. but on ur eway back to ur keyborad you trip and fall down an escalator kncocking urself and 4 hours later when you stop falling and wake up, youve forgotten ur momumental wish.

I wish for The Jacksonville Jaguars to win the Superbowl.
 
Wish granted, but since I am the new Bill Gates and have absolutely no knowledge of how to make computers or electronics, your new computer blows up your home and also kills you in a firey painful death!

I wish I could fly
 
Wish Granted, you can now fly, though while soaring through the air haplily you fly though a flock of seagulls when you finally am able to see again all you see is the nose of a passenjer jet 2 feet from ur face.......

I wish for $37.49
 
LOL! Wish granted, but you have to pay $5.00 just to get
an ice cream 0wn3d.



Wish granted, but you'll have to pay tax.
 
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