Make a wish, .. and have it corrupted!

[BauerPower]

Granted, i then buy you as a pet and force you to make me banana cream pie forever!!!!

 

[GeOrGiAPeAcHGaNgStA]

Hey what about my wish?

I wish to become the greatest champion in PRIDE and K-1.

 

[HeatherV]

Granted

When you die and go to MAP heaven, you will be forced to read Korpy vs (insert MArtist) threads for eternity

 

[nonamegiven]

*bites*

granted

You become the greatest fighter but then your ego gets soooo huge your head explodes showering the crowd with bits of brain turning them into a roaring mob who want to kill you. And you die.

Edit: about 10 minuites after posting this i came to the realisation that if his head exploded he would already be dead thus making the angry mob not able to kill him
hmmmm whats the word im looking for........DOH!!!.

 

[rotis93]

Yeah cause everyone will want to read Korpy vs Bruce Lee, ect, ect.

And my head exploding? Ouch, the's gonna blow.

 

[Roscoeathetalkingdog]

I got another wish.

I wish to become a great, and excellent paid martial arts action star.

 

[albeewj3]

I wish i had hairy nipples(*winks* at Shikkari )

 

[Ashleye]

Now come on thats just below the belt....


granted

*Gets the wax out........ *

 

[RileyCarlson]

Wish Granted, ur super hairy nipples are to be enivied but the hair spreads and u become a wookie!!!!

I wish for a large pizza with cheese

 

[icydayz1]

Wish granted.

But the pizza is undercooked and diseased, so when you eat it, you die.

Here's another wish.

I wish to become the most famous and highest paid martial arts action star ever.

 

[Bellse818]

Granted: but those people who you've trampled on you way up the ladder to success will conspire against you, and will ultimately murder you on a movie set.

I wish i was a jedi

 

[MCGC]

wish granted, but ur still not as cool as Bruce Lee

i wish there was somethin good on tv

 

[EmH]

Granted but ur killed by a sith

(see wish posted above)

 

[Omstarts]

I get murdered and I'm not as cool as Bruce Lee. lol, double boo, lol.

 

[jessieeflower]

Wish granted.

But the show is so good, it's gets your heart pumping and racing, until it explodes.

 

[WENDELHOMES]

Is that the show where all the people I stepped on, conspire against me, and murder me?

 

[cymraes_y_cwm]

nah, thats later on, your still climbing the ladder in this show

 

[nikieneophytou]

Oh, okay, yeah for me I'm famous! Woo hoo!

My name is in the title of the show!

 

[indianjohn]

I wish I could live as an anime character for a few years, to be more specific, in the anime Inuyasha.

 

[tinaandsteve]

Wish granted, however somebody erased your character and you are no more...

I wish that The Netherlands become World Champions in soccer in Germany 2006...