Make a wish, .. and have it corrupted!

[pandegin]

Wish Granted, (and damn i want this wish too ) and ur cut in half by a big evil scary demon thingy.

I wish to be king of the world!

 

[jamesfentress44]

Wish granted, but afterword there all acused of using performace enhancers and are disqualified.

(see above wish)

 

[sdatb]

Granted, but i start a revolution and take your throne!

 

[firehead408]

Wish granted, but your subjects don't really dig a monarchy and send you to the guillotine... CHOP !!!

I wish for nothing...

 

[BarbaraL]

Ah, those darn demons, Inuyasha, Miroku, Sango, and Kagome should have had my back!

 

[theoneandonly1]

You get a wife from illinois, and on those cold lonely nights you get..............

 

[girlabouttown]

Wish granted.

*crickets chirp*

 

[TheTruthHurts]

Your wish is granted but then you post in the "one Hand Clapping" thread and lose it because you get distracted.

I wish I was a better person.

 

[Humanist]

Wish granted, but still nobody wants anything to do with you...


Ok, so I wish a wife from Illinois (whatever the hell that means... )

 

[sallyw098]

Here's a wish relating to my last. It relates to Inuyasha.

I wish I could destory Nurako, and save the remaining jewel shards.

 

[MikeTwo]

Wish granted u do all the work of getting the shards and then I take em from u
MHAHAHAHAHA!!!

I wish for my next wish to not be corrupted

 

[owllord93]

Wish granted, but I corrupt it ANYWAY...

I wish that this thread would end...

 

[Zarncar]

He actually started a new thread !!!

Wish granted, but it was so spicy that you're not able to taste anything ever again...

I wish that I'd go to bed, cause it's getting late... (3.12 am)

 

[Crissa]

My next wish.

I wish to take the jewel shards back from you, and both Sango and Kagome fight over me, and Inuyasha and Miroku wish to learn to fight from me.

How are you gonna turn that one around on me Subway?

 

[ynra]

Wish granted. Inuyasha and Miroku get more powerful than you b/c of your lack of training against more skilled opponents. They kill you and take all your stuff.

I wish I had a kitchen.

 

[SamuelR]

Wish granted, but it starts on fire, and explodes.

 

[RamachandranS]

Also Subway, you gotta grant me that last wish. I gotta see your take on it.

Also my wish happens after I get my black belt.

 

[wahoo10001]

Done.
Songo and Kagome both in leauge with me and willing to do anything for me play u to steal the shards and run off with me wen inuyasha and miroku come to find them i tell them u killed them they come back and kill u even with ur black belt
.... uve just been PWNed!!!111

o i wish i could stay at home 2marrow

 

[DannyA]

Granted, but only after you knock out Ernesto Hoost, Wanderlei Silva and Tank. (yeah yeah I forgot a bunch, whatever...)

I wish for a new idea what I should wish...

 

[BradleyH]

Wish granted! All you have is a kitchen to live in and you have to sleep in the refrigerator.

I wish for Bruce Lee's skills.