Make a wish, .. and have it corrupted!

i was going to give you it earlier but i dont know what one is so i cant corrupt it

Edit : i cant beleive this thread has lasted 7 pages
it just goes on and on and on and on and......well you know
 
Wha?!?! Its a yellow plastic bat that you use to play wiffle ball, which is baseball just with a light plastic ball with holes in it. If they dont have wiffle ball in UK...i dont think...i couldnt take it. Id have to introduce you UKinians to the sport of wiffle ball.
 
Ya i myself am suprised at how long its come in such a short time i suppsoose ppl really want to shrae their wishes and have them shot down.


o btw for da wiffel bat

Wish Granted, unfortunatly there are no wiffle ballz to hit and the bat is so brittle any other type of ball would break it.

i wish korpy would accept defeat
 
I never said I killed Inuyasha. I just beat him. And he wouldn't help you, he would listen to what the group wants, and the group wants me to be in it. Whatcha ya gonna do?
 
Korpy accepts defeat but is so devistated by it that he kills himself. Then the police question you for hours on end about your role in his suicide.

I wish for everything about me to be exactly as it is right now and for my other skills and physical and mental attributes to progress exactly as they otherwise would have, but to be completely undefeatable in any form of combat by any number of opponents, and to always be able to defeat my opponents in any manner I see fit.
 
You become so legendary that you no longer get opponents but continue to hone your skills. Death is a foe that never gets you so you live forever.
 
Can I come back as a ghost?

Wish granted.

No one can beat you, and you are perfect in combat. You're mentally and physically perfect. But one night eating fried chicken, you choke on a chicken bone.
 
Hmm, I see.

Here this relates to another anime.

I wish I could kill Lil Slugger. (from Paranoid Agent)
 
You kill Lil Slugger, causing the downfall of Paranoia Agent. Immediately swarms of japanese ninjas are in the corner of your room (you dont see them) and kill you exacting japanese businessmen's revenge.

I wish korpy would get off the anime wish's.
 
LoL finally the inyyasha wish war ends. ty, now back to the wish granting



Granted you can now killl him but never get the chance because you are hit by a bus that is hit by a train that runs off a cliff that lands in a pool of lava.

I wish this for peace on earth and goodwill towards mankind.
(corupt that! :P)
 
Ugh, I hate star wars. I'll keep to anime.

Back to your wish Subway.

Peace happens to all of us. We get rid of guns, and anything violent. But one day aliens comes, and destroy us all, because we are defenseless.
 
your breaking the rules. Wish is granted. You pick up a gun and shoot them both and they die. Now one of my favorite shows is gone b/c two of the main characters are dead. I proceed to beat the crap out of you.

I wish I had a wheel of cheese.
 
You have! you have! Quick it's rolling away down a hill, run run RUN after it! Oh dear, it's just rolled through a huge cow pat and into a sewage-infested canal.

This is just too much fun.

I wish for even more fun.
 
Wish granted. You have so much fun that you can't stop laughing, so you die from suffocation.

I wish I could do the splits.
 
granted

But you did some serious damage to your nether regions and now you have to walk like john wayne for eternity,

i wish i could go back to sleep
 
How did I miss this thread before, this is great!



Wish granted. You go back to sleep, but you don't wake up until you're 75, missing all the best times of life.

I wish I could cook.
 
Wish Granted, You can now cook like no human ever has, but finally one day on iron chef you are beaten. the shock is so great that you lose your mind and begin throwing exploding cupcakes at peple. eventually the police are forced to shoot you.

I wish i was a superhero
 
You are now "explosive man" with the power to detonate yourself into a small explosion (which kills you in the process)

I want a sandwich
 
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