Make a wish, .. and have it corrupted!

Granted, but the anime turns into a Hentai and you get raped with tentacles by the demon king.

I wish you would all die:d. (I don't really I just wanna see how someone would grant this!)
 
First off, ETCHI!

Second, granted. Everyone in the world dies, including your friends, loved ones, and you end up on a streetcorner with your only friend being a stuffed bear named "Ralph". There is no TV, Radio, Movies, or any other form of cultural activity since everyone is dead, so you spend your days playing Tic Tac Toe with Ralph.

Now that I think of it, I wish for a cute teddy bear named Ralph.
 
I wanted mappers to die, not all the people in the world but fine:P
Granted you get the cute teddy bear named Ralph, but it turns out to be a stuffed bear which is possesed with the soul of Rasputin, and he ties you up and starts doing crazy thins to you!

I wish for George W. Bush to die a horrible death:d
 
Granted, but he comes back to life as a Zombie, and continues in office untill his limbs decay too much for him to stand up (coz then he wouldn't be able to stand for office anymore *basil brush-esque laugh*)

I wish that I could fly.
 
Granted, but now you can't post here anymore because you don't understand what's going on.

I wish I was a little bit taller...
 
GRANTED!

Your mom, so proud of your recent 100th post, takes out a congratulatory billboard with an embarassing pic of you when you were two and one of you now! But it's 20' tall!

I wish I won the lottery tomorrow.
 
Granted. You are now a little bit taller, a baller, have a girl who looks good (you would call her), a rabbit in a hat with a bat, and a six-four Impala. But you're dead. Enjoy!

EDIT: Man, i was beaten to it.


Okay, but tomorrow is the day the dollar loses all value.

I wish I had seventy different pairs of shoes.
 
LOL !!!

I just knew someone would bite !!!




Granted, but you lose both feet in a very bad accident.

I wish that the club next door WOULD STOP PLAYING THAT LOUD MUSIC !!!
 
Granted - but then you realise they had actually been covering up a tape recording of you in the shower singing to yourself...you pray they put the music back up again

I wish I had an HGV licence - get paid loads of money then!
 
Granted, but then your teddy bear turned out to be gay and and a mass murderer. =\

I wish there was no such thing as crappy shows...only kickass shows.
 
Granted, all t.v shows are now kickass, unfortunatly every show is also about interior design

I wish i could make all comedy new to me again (excluding jethro, i want to remember how bad he is so i never watch him twice)
 
Granted.

Your mind is wiped clean and you spend eternity watching reruns of the Beverly Hillbillies MOVIE!

I wish someone would stop the insanity!
 
Granted, a right-wing eugenicist pressure group take control and start executing the mentally ill, followed by all other non-aryans...

I wish someone would PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!!!
 
Granted.

I thought of them. Now you can switch places with me and respresent them in court all day! Have fun!

I wish stupidity were painful.
 
Granted, unfortunately your boss's head just exploded and there is nobody to write your paychecks anymore.
(even though you're a lawyer?)

I wish I was surrounded in beutiful women.
 
Wish Granted, You are now surrounded by buteful weomn but htey surround the class box you are in so that you may look at them forever forever taunted by their beauty.

I wish that there were aliens .... kinda like this one here ----->
 
Granted, but now they're saying your name all the time instead of mine!

I wish people were all aware of the difference between a moose and an elk.
 
Wish Granted, ppl can now tell the differecne, so now stupid hunter looking for a large moose never mistake one for an elk.... then the moose goes extinct...

I wish everyone would just accept Subway is better than quiznos!!!!!!!!
 
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