Make a wish, .. and have it corrupted!

Granted, but because you replied to the WRONG wish, the virus ruins your computer and not mine.

I wish that I never made a wish.
 
you got it *knocks him out and drags the not-dead-yet body of jesh to bed and then goes and continues playing DBZ: Budokai Tenkaichi

I wish fat never exsisted.
 
granted, now were all skinny people who can't put on any muscle and we all die, thank you very much

i wish i didn't have so much work at school
 
Granted you now have lots of work at your new toilet-cleaning business.

I wish travelling round the country was easier.
 
You got it - but those damn slaves carrying the litter can't get into step and rattle your teeth.


I wish I had more coffee.
 
(Hey Nordic, where did that cool avatar go ???)

Granted, but now you're unable to sleep for the rest of the week. Goodmorning...

I wish that I was Batman...
 
You got it - but now you have to wear tights and a cod-piece everywhere you go, and get laughed at by Marvel comic fans.


I wish it was spring already.

Jesh - I changed it to something new and fresh.
 
Granted, but then it never warms up and your freeze your nips off

I wish it was winter forever!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA *puts down the "Pills"*
 
LOL!

You got it! now you got a jerk mixed with a little bit of jackhole :P

I wish for ramen sooooooooooooooooup.
 
You got it - But now you can't wear anything else but heals, and you'll never squat of dead lift again.


I wish the Doobie Brothers never broke up!
 
I like plain tofu actually thanks!!

you got it! now you look like a cross dresser and everyone loses respect for you.




uhm, granted! they start making there come back and nobody listens to them and they commit suicide.
 
granted, your kinky pictures are sent all over the world and you get random people calling you up every few minutes for the next year because Nordic put your house number in the catalogue as well!

i wish that i had a red hot chili peppers belt buckle.
 
HELL YEA!! how'd you know? *gasps* wheres my PDA?!


granted! except it's really red hot as in it's on fire and it burns you


I wish for 10 mill without tax to be put into my bank account so nobody'll steal my money
 
Granted. Welcome to your first day of PMS, water retention and cramps!

I wish my dogs could play fetch.
 
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