Make a wish, .. and have it corrupted!

[elsa]

You got it - but they fetch one butt-ugly dude that falls instantly in love with you.

I wish for world peace.

 

[paul_betzing]

Granted, but during the cleanup of all weapons a huge disaster takes place and humanity is wiped out. Thank you very much !!!

I wish that we conquered the universe...

 

[wizkid]

what is is with all the humanity is wiped out thank you very much posts?

ok, we deplete the earths resources in building an empire that conquers the universe, and the earth is left deserted, but then all the universe explodes except for earth.
thank you very much

i wish our teacher HAD told us what to study for the expletive deleteding exam tomorrow

 

[Additonal_Dinnere]

Granted, but your school is visited by Al-Qaeda operatives and it's wiped off the map. Have a nice day...

I wish that I could figure out what to eat...

 

[joesmoe9932]

granted

*evil grin*

i wish al-qaeda WOULD come and wipe out my school

 

[arbrmr0507]

Granted, they do

 

[Erincait]

Oh good lord, lol.

He is, but he's booted out tomorrow for violating "don't ask don't tell"

I wish the Count would figure out how this damn thread works!

 

[Kynacologist]

Granted, but now the man trolls us into oblivion. Thanks Gangrel...

I wish I had an American Tank to go with some American soldiering...

 

[szu_szu_21]

You got it - your Match Box tank will arrive shortly. Now go to your foxhole!

I wish this day were through.

 

[MRYAMAGUCHISAYS:]

Wish Granted, the day is thorugh finally, yet when you wake up its ....... THE SAME DAY!!!!!!!!! ....

I wish for ..... OVALTINE!!!!!!

 

[ordiofile]

Your ovaltine arives, it's made with soya milk.

I wish for a spanking from Saz

 

[goshrks07]

granted! but instead of a spanking like you were hoping for you instead get a pan to the face =\

I wish for S'mores

 

[KatrinaD]

Granted, but you get grow so fat we can roll you out of the door. Bon voyage !!!

I wish that I would know what snack to make...

 

[getreal]

You got it - but you make crap with a high fat content and we uses you as a ball.



I wish tequila was a food group.

 

[EddyJ]

Granted, but now you have alcohol for blood. Drive safely !!!

I wish that it was summer again...

 

[ASKAeSe]

You got it - It's summer and all the trees and other plants didn't get the rest they needed and all of them die. No oxygen, the planet dies. Thank you.


I wish my coffee pot was an endless decanter.

 

[RockTheClassics1]

Granted, but now you have so much coffee you can't get anymore sleep. Have a good night mate...

I wish that my stupid copied movie would work in my DVD player...

 

[sudonim]

Congratulations! It works, but you're in proson for copyright infringement.


I wish the chat room tonight will have people in it and the conversation will be interesting.

 

[BrittanyC]

Granted, the chatroom IS full NOW and conversation has gone wild... even slipthejab is in there.

I wish that the weekend will be good...

 

[amazel626]

You got it - You wake up Sunday morning in a leather teddy and attending the Frankenfuter church of the Revised Transvestite.

I wish my wallet was filled with $100 bills.