Make a wish, .. and have it corrupted!

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emme

New member
DAMN!

ive never made that mistake before!




i must have been severly tired at the time of dat post...

anyway my wish.....


I wish that ill be able to go buy my new heavy bag today.
 
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livinlife

Member
granted, but it's so hard that you break your hand just by looking at the bag:P

i wish cd's weren't scratched when i find them after 4 years of not looking for them
 
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RachelMac

New member
granted but your cd player jams and the lazer goes into overdrive turning your CD's into molten blobs...

i wish for my debt to be wiped off my bank account
 
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PurplePeopleEater

Member
granted but all your money is wiped out too, including all your pocket change, leaving you penniless and destitute, unable to continue TKD and forced to sell the Big Issue to keep yourself alive.

I wish I knew about the Irish Peace Deal of 1998 (damned homework)...
 
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OrlaithG

New member
Wish granted, but since you wished for a million, without specifying what, you got a million raw, spoiled prawns.

I wish I was three inches taller.
 
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AlexisInfectious®

Active member
your wish is my coofftopicnd... but the 3" is added to the top of your head giving you the forehead the size of a watermelon.
You are doomed to walk around this earth looking like the missing cast member of the film "The Cone Heads"...


I wish i could do the front splits
 
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DanielleF

Member
granted but your face is like that of Mick Jagger and you have all the grace of Keith Moon... every time you look at a woman they feel sorry for you and the way you dress in 20 year old spandex jump suits...

The alcohol and drugs has left you as impotent as a 90 year old and the only signatures you give now days are on a dotted line for the repo men as they reposess all your belongings due to your $10,000 a week coke habit.


I wish for a 1982 pontiac Trans AM firebird
 
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MontG

New member
Granted, however, as you stood on the road outside your house watching it being delivered, a huge semitrailer lost control, crushing your car, and maiming you.

I wish knew how to prepare sushi
 
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bjbjoe

New member
granted... you have finished your uni course but the education board made a mix up with your diploma. You now have a diploma in basket weaving and the education board refuse to take your phone calls.

Your nan and mother are proud of you and cannot wait for their Christmas baskets but your whenever your dad looks at you he has a slight frown on his face and thinks you are coming out the closet any day soon....

i wish i had Jennifer Ellsion as my girlfriend
 
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womanonamission

New member
granted, but you find out that shes been cheating on you and she tells you that shes only dating you cuz she felt bad for you and you commit suicide.......btw what do you want said on your tombstone?


I wish maryland wasn't so gay.
 
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FkoB

New member
Granted, everyone is now constantly depressed.

I wish there was a colour darker than black so I could tease Goths with it.
 
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Ruthisheretohelpe

Member
waaay harsh... i knew women would be the end of me!

Ok, your wish is granted, but because this Genie has limited powers and the effort that would be required to convert the whole of Maryland into non-homosexuals is too great.... you instead are turned into a tail-gunning donut poker and are subsequently welcomed into the fold...



I wish i wasnt afraid of heights
 
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exceptional8226

New member
granted, but now you're afraid of open spaces and can no longer go club hoppin, you live in a tiny apartment on the 30th floor of a new york high rise and live on map forever and ever!

I wish religion would go away.
 
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YamsterHunter

Member
Granted, but then all the Goths realise how lame they are, and give up the feeling sorry for themselves and get real jobs, now you can't tease them because they are all your bosses.



Granted, but because the goths can't wear black or anything darker than black they stop wearing their crosses and ankhs, so all the silversmiths go out of business, which causes all the mines to go out of business, which causes everybody to go out of business.
Then there is a plague of locusts. And everybody was like, "Whats with the locusts?"

I wish I could speak French
 
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