Make a wish, .. and have it corrupted!

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SusieA

New member
granted! *pulls out .45 and blows a hole in his head* no you got somehting else to think about, btw have fun in hell


I wish I could kill my sister and get away with it.
 
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kellier

New member
Granted, but you'll have to feed their mouths constantly (and out of your own pocket) to keep them from!

I wish people wouldn't gas so much...
 
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NoBoysAllowed

Member
Granted. You now have the ill fortune of getting stomach chunks blown all over you after thier insides rupture.

I wish I found a cool party for the Super bowl.
 
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vassago

New member
Granted. After having sex with everyone from every country you visit, you contract a strange STD never seen before. You are then known for all eternity as the person who almost made the human race extinct.

I wish I got a 4.0 this school year.
 
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RolloverMikey

New member
Granted, but now the grading scale has changed and that is the lowest grade possible. The school believes you are at a second grade level and puts you back in second grade.


I wish the next person to post on this thread will fall into a baboon cage where they will be taken advantage of untill they bleed to death.
 
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Thewiseinvestor

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Wish Granted cept technically that next person is you since you posted after you typed your wish........ HaHa!

I wish for a um, eh, I know! I wish I had the Number One Spot!
 
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muffingg

New member
granted; but now the axe is too big to lift and lies blocking the toilet door... too bad you have a case of explosive diorreah

i wish i had a bigger pay cheque every month
 
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savedaworld

New member
Wish Granted, You get HUGE Paychecks now, unfortunatly the cost of these abnormally large checks is taken out of your pay so you make less.

I wish i could go home!
 
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jiggy_jog

Member
your wish is granted... you are allowed to go home...with one months severance package and a bad reference from your boss due to being caught doing the 5 knuckle shuffle in the guys toilets over a print out of the bosses wife.

i wish i didnt have to have surgery in 2 months time

go on... be eeeevil!
 
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TaylorP

Member
Wish Granted, you dont have to have surgery in 2 months time ... ITS TODAY!
and its not for what you thought thats right its a sex change operation! (unless thats what u wanted than that cant be corrupted)

I wish i had a private jet like the one in Austin Powers
 
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lostdoll

New member
granted but it is over run by dyslexic terrorists and you are driven mad by them shouting at each other trying to take off on the run way.

i wish i ahd my own fashion label
 
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ZachAttack

New member
Granted but you're mute, deaf, blind, and without arms and legs. Unable to communicate with the world your massive intelligence, you roll yourself into traffic.

I wish for world peace.
 
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JohannaS

New member
Granted, but after destroying every weapon on the earth, the Earth is invaded by some aliens. The aliens now control us and make every human in the Earth eat their space garbage.

I wish I was an Olympic champion.
 
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