Make a wish, .. and have it corrupted!

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MrT

Member
granted but you lose control of your bowel movements and so everytime you try to talk to a girl you always pass gas good job bob

I wish for this thread to die and no similar threads arise mwahahahahahaha
 
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Tiffyexo

New member
wish granted, but someone starts the thread up again with a wish of their own, and your balls fall off.

I wish this thread will keep going!!!
 
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fallingtowardsthesky

New member
Wish granted, like the energizer bunny this thread shall keep goin and goin ... until it becomes too large to control .. it becomes a beast that cannot be fed, and it CONSUMES US ALL!!!

I wish my neck didnt hurt
 
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fire_io

New member
your doctor prescribes you some pain killers but also publishes a story in the local press with your photo highlighting on how trying to suck your own [enter body part here] can play havoc with your neck

i wish it was saturday
 
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snickelfritz

New member
your wish is granted, you score over 19000 RPM's and become the world powerball king!

You spend the rest of your life vibrating until it becomes a debilitating condition, and you end up walkin round doin the Michale J Fox impersonation til your dying day!

You now cant do martial arts worth a damn, but you're sure as hell useful if you ever need to make butter!

take care!

I wish i did'nt have to make my girl a bacon egg and cheese english muffin.
 
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exigesprit

New member
granted now you make her a bacon egg and cheese engrlish muffin good job you dont have any cooking skills now go kill yourself

I wish I was right about god not actually exsisting and the bible being created by some nut job whos really good at convincing people that god actually exsisted.
 
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Valhalla

New member
Granted. Upon further research you find aliens created us and upon finding this out, one comes down from the "heavens" in a white robe and melts your torso to the ground. Christians see it as the returning of Christ, and Christianity becomes wide spread. You are melted onto the ground in front of the Pope's house. You have to listen to all the Catholics talk until you die of old age.

I wish I could find out if Dim mak was real or not.
 
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morecowbell

New member
granted, now your dead cuz yo dumbass self wanted to see if it was real or not :-D enjoy heaven...and send me a bagel...I heard they were good up there by my granddad :-p


I wish Kids learned to cuss at an early age
 
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RTF

New member
granted, but then the kids cuss the adults all the time, and the adults get really depressed and stop looking after the kids, then the kids take over the world and theres total caous and another world war and we all die!!!!

i wish that this guy at karate would ask me out!
 
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wild7cherrypepsi

New member
granted, but the doctors made a mistake and your eyes are all black now and people think you are a demon and they run away from you as fast as possible


I wish I had infinite amount of money
 
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KDR

New member
I got ripped off!!!! i said i didnt want to make the damned muffin! and i still had to! typical of my life! I wanna refund! you grant the wish before corrupting it man!

Second wish!

I wish I got a phone call from Angelina Jolie, Catherine Zeta Jones, Ella Hooper (Killing Hedi (saw them on stage last night...shes HOT!) and last but not least, Amy lee (Evanescence's lead singer (dunno bout the spelling)
And they all flew into Melbourne, wanted to make, and have a taste of a giant Paradoks sundae!

Bring on the toppings!

(sorry if thats too crude, feel free to moderate lol )
 
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duchessofb

Member
granted, but then after talking to them for an hour and a half the "please leave your name and your number and we'll get back to you when we can" message comes up and it makes you feel stupid


I hope they make a Soul Calibur 4
 
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Bayumnnthatshot

New member
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *shoots the makers of tekken*

o btw you forgot to make a wish so I get to kick you *kicks ahmed right between the eyes*


I wish the apocalypse would come real soon...
 
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Omer

New member
Granted....but it's in the form of four care bears of a cute cuddly none death apocalypse riding on my little ponies!

I wish for Johny Storm to be my personal slave.

Moony
 
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supafly

New member
granted, but when you see him he has gained 200 pounds and looks like fat bastards older brother O.o

I wish god and satan never exsisted.
 
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Mima

Member
Granted. however we can now no longer tell the difference between good and evil and you get gunned down as you drive your car by vigilante boy scouts helping a drug dealing old lady cross the road!

I wish chocolate was still as tasty but had a zero calorie factor.

Moony
 
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