Make a wish, .. and have it corrupted!

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Pinkerbell

New member
granted! but!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOUR MADE FUN OF AND SOMEONE THEN KILLS YOU FOR BEING DIFFERENT!

i wish my soul calibur 3 data wasn't corrupted (and don't make a "Granted!" thing about my soul calibur game )
 
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MelissaK

Member
lol har, har slip I'm jumpin' up n down long time me ol' matey.
supercalifragilisticexpialidoceous evenly!. Did I spell it right???





your data is fine, your hard drive has been infected and been corrupted indefinately. You may not ask for details or your power source will be terminated.

I wish I could find my treasure map. x marks the spot.
 
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anitab

Member
I wish I could find my treasure map. x marks the spot.[/QUOTE]




Granted-you find your x marked treasure map which leads you to a newley built urinal on Clapham common.

I wish i could win big brother
 
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annao

New member
granted, but then the person who lost against you beats you up and knocks you out and you are in a permenant coma



I wish for wish that doesn't suck and isn't bad.
 
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MileyJ

New member
granted, but people are wondering why you wished that when pot is already legal


is wish you had to lift only once to get ripped
 
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AmandaLu

New member
Granted-but then you have no sense of hard work or achievement and you spend the rest of your life as an underachiever and a musclebound loser

I wish George w bush would tell the truth.
 
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kimberlyk

Member
You did'nt make a wish to corrupt!

Its cool, I'll make another one to get this ball rollin once again.

I wish I had a time machine and went back to the days of Midevil Japan. Where i could train with and become true Bushi. Only to live a bushi's life, and then die in a noble manner either in combat or by seppuku rather then die in front of my T.V smoking cigarretes, eating processed cheese, and watching Discovery Channel

paradoks .
 
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gn10191993

New member
Granted, but you are mistaken for a woman (if you aren't already one) and forced to live the life of a geisha on the side. IS IT REEEEEALLY WORTH IT, PARADOKS?!

I wish I had brand-sparkly new knuckles
 
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NelsonS

Member
granted, but everyone thinks you chopped a poor girls hand off and used her hands as your own


I wish I had Sephiroths Power (FF: Advent Children)
 
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klutz[:

Member
Granted. I have Cloud's power, ie: The ability to kill you. My cell phone rings, (FF7 battle ending theme). Game over.

I wish every guy in the world had herpes except me, becuase I am immune to STDs. And since all of the girls know this, none of them have sex with anyone but me.
 
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AldeelAldee

New member
granted, but some of the women already had aids, and although immune you become a carrier of it and give it to all the women you have sex with. and your reproductive organ explodes after about a week because it's too many women...

i wish i could go back in time 5 years, and fix some stupid mistakes...
 
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KerryI

New member
LAWLZ!1

granted, but your time machine breaks down so your left in between times and you die a horrible death.


I wish I could go back in time and beat the crap outta my biological dad.
 
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drainitage2

Member
You are, but in Esperanto and that annoying thing where you put the suffix 'ishnay' after every consonant syllable, making you the most irritating person on the planet.

I wish there was peace on earth.
 
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Slimjim

Member
Granted- and because peace prevails there is no need to fight, which means there is no real need for martial arts and self defence, now what you gonna do

I wish i was an olympic gold medalist
 
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p0rtside

New member
granted, but then after a while you return to being a no body


I wish I've mastered all the moves in Soul Calibur 3 (so far i've only mastered only 50% of alll of them)
 
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hellomms

New member
granted, but then you will have no life and all ull be is a nerd playing soul calibur



i wish i went into pro boxing and defeated pacquiao and become the world champion
 
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