Man cuts off penis in restaurant!!

Yeah I hate when they include service charge in the bill too but I wouldn't cut off my own pee pee, I'd simply refuse to pay it and if I was provided with good service then I'd leave a tip (not the tip of my member though...)
 
I wonder how many food-related innuendos you can get in one thread....
 
Is it fair to say that this guy may regret his actions someday? Maybe I'm just going out on a limb... or in this case a small branch.
 
Hahahahaha! He had a sense of irony didn't he! Zizzi is French slang for "penis" (kinda childish slang, like we might say "willy" in English). Most members of zizzi's staff know this, I think it must be some kind of in-joke.
 
I'm guessing drugs or mental illness.




Either that or he just nipped in for a slash.
 
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