Man cuts off penis in restaurant!!

[IliketoLMFAO:D]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/london/6586879.stm



Just wow and ouch.

 

[cowluver17]

Yeah I hate when they include service charge in the bill too but I wouldn't cut off my own pee pee, I'd simply refuse to pay it and if I was provided with good service then I'd leave a tip (not the tip of my member though...)

 

[MistyRose]

Ouch>

 

[GraceF]

Waiter, that's not the frankfurter I ordered

 

[TriniGirl]

I want the back story now!

 

[Mach2]

maybe his wife wanted a sausage to go with her mash

 

[heehee]

Slip, were the heck do you find all this stuff?

 

[niupt2k]

I wonder how many food-related innuendos you can get in one thread....

 

[LeanneC]

Is it fair to say that this guy may regret his actions someday? Maybe I'm just going out on a limb... or in this case a small branch.

 

[lawl]

Hahahahaha! He had a sense of irony didn't he! Zizzi is French slang for "penis" (kinda childish slang, like we might say "willy" in English). Most members of zizzi's staff know this, I think it must be some kind of in-joke.

 

[DWAYNEB]

I wonder if spotted dick is on the menu

 

[SallyFirestone]

Anyone for todays special..."zizzi risotto"

 

[Reenie:MomofMarine]

I've heard of something costing an arm and a leg however that is rediculous..

 

[Belle]

whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!

 

[WascalyWabbit]

He did a self Bobbit.....

 

[MontG]

That's the BBC baby... proper British news.

 

[juliesan]

he bobbit-ed himself!!!

 

[RE]

I'm guessing drugs or mental illness.




Either that or he just nipped in for a slash.

 

[iluvdogz8888]

he was hacked off with the staff......

wanted some chopped suey ....

 

[AlexisInfectious®]

He just wanted a little nosh