Man cuts off penis in restaurant!!

[ouso271wi]

I feel sorry for the poor beauty salon girl who would be faced with giving you guys Brazilians!!!!

 

[mysterymeat]

A Brazilian doesnt take off the butt hairs. You're thinking of a Hollywood (everything off).

 

[zachcollegefund]

Poor salon girl?!

Poor Hiroji... as the poo spider is too tough and she's got to break out the industrial strength clippers to get rid of them (like they do on matted dog hair)... only for the clipper to become entangled in the gummy mess... and draw in a small fold of Hiroji's anal skin and result in rectal perforation.

 

[alawson87]

I stand corrected.

 

[SwaminathanP]

Lol! I stand also corrected!

And Slip - Euuuuuuggggh!

 

[actmeteor]

Lol, I think I'd be a bit worried if you actually knew about the intricacies of bikini waxing to that degree!

 

[imrockingtheworld]

Hiroji is also standing.. he can't sit... he might get stuck to chair!

 

[leeny]

Perhaps he's a King Missile fan?

 

[PhillipN]

Think ill stick to the baby wipes!!

 

[Alphabet]

If he wanted to eat so bad, slip I'm sure could have gave his foreskin to him.

 

[PeterGriffin]

"pork scratchings anyone?"..."oh look! one with hair on!"

 

[jimgdad]

if he wanted to kill himself, at least do it in a faster and less painful way -_-"

 

[annidez]

Imagine that.

Hey's... this fresh ass bubble gum flavor lasts a long ass time!

 

[KingIan]

Lmao!