MAP Stands in General Election

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doughnut

Member
So in light of the big 3 major parties all being a corrupt load of money grabbing free loaders I have decided that MAP should stand in the election in 4years time.

Our manifesto so far is as follows: -

Free gym/dojo/sports club membership for MAP Supporters.

Suppliments and physio on the NHS.

Free cinema entry on showing club membership.

Martial Arts video, books, DVD's and seminars to be free as they are educational.

Working week to be a maximum of 10 hours (just enough for a few classes).

Import of weapons to be relaxed for Martial Artists.

I need a finance minister, foreign affairs minister, home affairs minsiter and a minister of funny walks.

WarriorNerd has volunteered to be foreign affairs minister and Van Zandt has put himself forward for minister of funny walks due to his his replacement.

I nominate Koyo for defence minister, that way we can guarantee no-one will be stupid enough to invade.

So please add your nominations and add to our manifesto as you see fit.
 
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DanaN

New member
My book (when it's eventually released) must be required reading for all higher education students. To complete their degree, every student must submit a 10,000 word thesis celebrating my awesomeness.

Only wimmin with nice boobies will get a First degree (so that excludes every female user on MAP).
 
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wizkid

Member
Some of MAP's authors may disagree with you there



Can I be Minister for home affairs? If Mrs Mitch finds out I may join VZ as Minister for Funny Walks however

Mitch
 
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ChristopherPaul

New member
Wimmin don't get to vote. What do you think this is, a democracy?



Your embassy is a bedsit above a gay porn shop in Soho. You lost the right to a decent building when you lost the Falklands War
 
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EMeox

New member
so, we lost a war and i have to live in your attic?

bummer



btw righty, since no one is taking the bait yet i'll take it before southpaw gets here.

PIXPLZ
 
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