MARRIAGE HUMOUR??????????

[rockorock]

A newly married man asked his wife, 'Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?'

'Honey,' the woman replied sweetly, 'I'd have married you, NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE!'

A wife asked her husband: 'What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?'

He looked at her from head to toe and replied: 'I like your sense of humor!'

Wife: 'What are you doing?'

Husband: Nothing.

Wife: 'Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.'

Husband: 'I was looking for the expiry date.'

Wife : 'Do you want dinner?'

Husband: 'Sure! What are my choices?'

Wife: 'Yes or no.'

 

[NoChanceWithoutJesus]

::rimshot::

you do know this is a question and answer site?

 

[ThatDeadGuy]

ah short jokes to give us a good chuckle, not bad, I'll share one with ya as well.

Q: How do you know when your girlfriend is horny?

A: When you stick your hand in her pants and it feels like you're feeding a horse.

 

[tLeapingWatert]

LOL
I especially like the dinner one )