bobby'sgirl
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- Mar 8, 2010
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Doc Watson reached inta 'is bag 'o peculiar doctorin' tricks
Put 'is ear ta me chest discerning if it was me ticker what ticks
'E thought mayhaps I were sickly er under some odd an' wicked spell
But that were jest 'is first examination, so's 'e didn't know me well
Poor Doc, e's not got a pill nor a potion for what BG's got
'Cause there's a whole lot o' what I is and more of what I'm not
Ta give ya an idear or two, jest hang on an' wait ta see
'Cause the person what'll write next time probably won't be me
'At's 'ow I gets rid of 'em - these voices pestering in me 'ead
I tell their stories with poisoned ink 'an' kills 'em stone cold dead
Sometimes they talk in accents, sometimes they sound like me
All I know is I plan ta kill 'em all, so they'll finally leave me be.
(This was fully intended to be humorous. Whether or not it was is something I can not properly judge. lol)
Put 'is ear ta me chest discerning if it was me ticker what ticks
'E thought mayhaps I were sickly er under some odd an' wicked spell
But that were jest 'is first examination, so's 'e didn't know me well
Poor Doc, e's not got a pill nor a potion for what BG's got
'Cause there's a whole lot o' what I is and more of what I'm not
Ta give ya an idear or two, jest hang on an' wait ta see
'Cause the person what'll write next time probably won't be me
'At's 'ow I gets rid of 'em - these voices pestering in me 'ead
I tell their stories with poisoned ink 'an' kills 'em stone cold dead
Sometimes they talk in accents, sometimes they sound like me
All I know is I plan ta kill 'em all, so they'll finally leave me be.
(This was fully intended to be humorous. Whether or not it was is something I can not properly judge. lol)