mean and funny jokes about spongebob?

Brittany

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does any one know any funny but mean jokes about sponge bob?
best joke gets 10 points!
 
Q. What did SpongeBob’s mother say to him when he failed his driving test again?
A. Soak it up

Q. What was the newspaper headline when a bird smacked into Patrick?
A. Star Struck

Q. How did Mr. Krabs become so successful?
A. He clawed his way to the top

Q. How do Sandy’s relatives dance?
A. Cheeks-to-Cheeks

Q. What’s Patrick’s favorite movie?
A. A Star is Born

Q. What do you call a squirrel at the beach?
A. Sandy

Q. What’s Patrick’s favorite movie?
A. Clueless

Q. What’s SpongeBob’s favorite Elvis tune?
A. Fry Me Tender

Q. What do you call Sandy when she’s shopping?
A. A mall rat

Q. What did Plankton say when his cousin said he was coming to visit?
A. I’ll keep an eye out for ya!
 
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