More one liners. On request of Hannah B.?

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In just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday.

I don't get even, I get odder.

Im Not afraid of heights - Im afraid of widths.

He asked me if I knew what time it was. I said, 'Yes, but not right now.'

Constipated People Don't Give A crap

WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.

I need someone really bad...Are you really bad?

Energizer Bunny Arrested; charged with battery.

I like kids, but I don't think I could eat a whole one.

I tried to daydream, but my mind kept wandering.

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

Confucius say: Those who quote me are fools.
 
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