most fucked up thing you have ever done

[lowjoy]

Incorrect use of a semicolon; you should have used a comma.

That is the correct way to use a semicolon.

 

[MikeyD]

Fucked my girlfriend.

...in the corner while 3 or 4 people watched.

 

[desk]

FUCK, you beet me to it.

 

[bbpip]

I shot a duck at the field...

I'm a BAMF. :dodgy:

 

[evangldbrg]

 

[StuartB]

We have a serious BAMF on our hands. He threw cups of water at people. Please GTFO, and die.

 

[cmrawe]

i'm sorry not everyone can be in the l337 sniper unit like you.

 

[LEONARDR]

poop in my own butt

 

[dgkboy510]

raw-dogged a mod in ST

 

[prideasaquincy]

Take it easy, cowboy. Hes contributing to the thread unlike yourself.

 

[PaddyRanger]

you are fucked up.

 

[curlylips]

Faked a mugging under a street light at night while cars drove by in 8th grade. It was my turn to be "mugged" by my friends and i told the couple that pulled over to help me that i had been stabbed in the chest and stomach. They peel out and make an attempt to run my friends over in their Jeep Liberty as they were running away, but luckily they escaped into some backyards. They call the cops and the cops have the whole neighborhood shut down within minutes and are running around with flashlights and guns drawn. I am still truly amazed at how a bunch of 13-14 year olds escaped, and think about what would have happened if they had the K9 unit out that night.

 

[BeachLover31]

wat the cops say when they found out it was a joke?

i use to do that but never got caught

 

[Raisa]

no shens

long story short

chick cheats on me, i bang her mom, she finds out, she freaks out, we break up~ i live happily ever after

 

[BreannaW]

Thats the most fucked up thing you have ever done? Wow.

For me it would have to be stealing close to 4000 dollars worth of shit at my old job.

 

[AverageWhiteGuy]

Nice.

 

[green_clovers66]

idk man it's pretty mean throwing a fat cup of ice water at someone's dome while you're doing 80 and it's a cold Canadian winter night.

 

[rjconcept988]

fooling around with an ex's best friend in front of said ex is always fun.

i shoot ihav.nets at any animal that enters our yard other than birds and rabbits. i take that back, i shot at a rabbit the other day, dont know if i hit it. i felt bad after.

 

[GodEros]

The worst thing I've ever done...

Hmmmmm....



I'd have to say the time I pissed in the corner of a moonbounce at my cousins 8th birthday party and pushed him into it because he told me my present was shitty.

 

[Christ]

Wow jon.

This is the only one I've actually lol'd at.