my hubby is not addicted to smoke....but?

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he'll need a cigarette in the morning for goin to the bathroom for poo.....he'll definitely listen to me.....but what substitute can i give him other than this harmful thing??? any milkshakes or any other things taht'll help him to poo easily in the morning??? ...please suggest..

will be really gratefull to you.

Ferra
 
If hes only smoking one cig a day to take a dump, then thats probably more healthy than anything you can buy to make him go.
Let the man enjoy his smoke.
 
Haha, amazing question. I hope you're serious, but I don't understand how he needs a cigarette to take a poo poo. I live in Japan, and we have a washlet in our apartment. Basically, it sprays jets of water on your bum when you're in the toilet. You're supposed to use it to wash your arse, but when my boyfriend needs a poo he uses the washlet. The jet is really strong and it makes him want to poo.
So how about squirting some water up your boyfriend's arse?
 
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