I brought a sandwich from subway took it home but before i could take a bite the sandwich spoke to me it said "Please don't eat me!" i asked "why it is your job to feed me" but it replied "But i will die if you eat me" so i said ok i will not eat you.
Then after a week i walked down stairs to hear gowning sound and surly enough the Subway sandwich said "ok bad idea you can eat me now i feel terrible" i replied "I told you all you are good for is eating but i can not eat you now your spoiled" it looked sad so i said "Ok i will take you to the park birds will eat you"
So i got to the park threw the Subway to the birds as the Subway was being eaten by the birds he said "Thank you Thank you i feel better already"
Dam food these days have a mind of there own.
Then after a week i walked down stairs to hear gowning sound and surly enough the Subway sandwich said "ok bad idea you can eat me now i feel terrible" i replied "I told you all you are good for is eating but i can not eat you now your spoiled" it looked sad so i said "Ok i will take you to the park birds will eat you"
So i got to the park threw the Subway to the birds as the Subway was being eaten by the birds he said "Thank you Thank you i feel better already"
Dam food these days have a mind of there own.