OK then, because I am late to the thread, I will just reply to a post from the first page
Timmeh! - Aye, Geordies - people from Newcastle Upon Tyne and Tyneside, Mackems - people from Sunderland and Wearside, Smoggies - people from Middlesbro and Teesside, Monkey Hangers - people from Hartlepool.
In case you are wondering why they are called Monkey Hangers, its because a monkey was found on a boat (first monkey to be seen round these parts, other than Chimpcheng.) The locals thought the monkey was a spy, so they hanged it. Its also the reason why the Hartlepool United football team mascot, and town mayor is a giant monkey called Hangus.