Need to painlessly poison and kill my neighbor's dogs?

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OMG who in their right mind would kill a dog..here is the advice you need..hire someone to snatch the dogs while the neighbor is not looking and take them far away and drop them off..someone will find them and take them in. But how would you like it if your neighbor just poisoned all your worthless cats!! You wouldnt like that very much now would you?? Think again my friend!:you are looser:
 
Just shoot the f...ing thing or better yet hit it over the head with a baseball bat-killing dogs is a good thing
 
dont kill them its not their fault you need to keep calling some one will come out and see what the dogs are doing. Maybe talk to a cop and see what they have to say. if you really want the dogs to stay out of your yard you need to scare them. Throw fire crackers at them and anytime they come into your yard. The dogs will be so scared that they will think twice before coming over you could also run at them with the water hose. there is a spray i think that you can buy that dogs dont like to smell that might work. Also and electric fence one that farmers use for cows the ones that are above ground.
 
I think its very wrong to harm animals! You should all be ashamed of your nasty ideas!
Dogs should be shaved bald and tightly packed in ice, then molded into a ball and rolled around the neighborhood looking all cold, naked and embarrassed! Now come on people lets have some serious ideas on how to handle this cry for help!!!
 
Dogs are the most worthless cratures that have ever been. They back at everything and no one wants to hear them. If you live deep in the woods where no one can hear the worthless thing bark then thats one thing. I repeate no one wants to hear you worthless creature. i would just get some liquid roach bate and dipp i piece of mean into in and leat is soak for about 10 min. then toss over the fence and let the worthless thing eat it. i would just wait till about 2am and shoot it in the head but im not sure where you live and if that is pratical.
 
Build miniature rockets with flight distance capability of a hundred nautical miles and blast the dogs into space!
 
A small scale nuclear submarine that the dogs can snugly squeeze into can also work by sinking the dogs deep into the ocean, and letting them sail around barking in an environment that will not carry the sound, therefore reducing disturbance and preventing the dogs from attacking too as they will be busy exploring the sea bed instead.

I hope this suggestion helps.
 
Cut a hot dog into six pieces and insert a Tylenol cap in each piece. Tylenol is very poisionous to cats and dogs alike. A cat needs as little as one pill. A dog will need to eat the whole hotdog. Just sayn.
 
Build a high altitude helium baloon with a large basket attached
(parts are available at your local Walmart) secure oxygen masks onto the dogs snouts and then place the dogs into the basket and float the dogs up into the atmosphere. They will not be able to attack from this height.

Good luck.
 
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Build a high altitude helium baloon with a large basket attached
(parts are available at your local Walmart) secure oxygen masks onto the dogs snouts and then place the dogs into the basket and float the dogs up into the atmosphere. They will not be able to attack from this height.

Good luck.
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I disagree! Don't listen to these evil people!

Also what if the dogs suffer from vertigo???

I would construct a bamboo raft, fly the dogs out into the middle of Botswana and float them down the Zambezi River. Be sure to outfit the dogs in rubber deep sea diver suits so that they go fishing in the depth for various marine life, such Botswanian squid, a rare shy creature that lurks in the rocky muddy alcoves of the river bed!

I hope this will help solve your dog problem.
 
well we had dogs chase our chickens, let me add white dog. so i took out my paint ball gun (with orange paint) and gave it a orange bath. never seen it again. Next my new neighbors had a pice of shit little rat of a dog. kept shitting in my yard. so i kept seeing it and then ran it over in my truck
 
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well we had dogs chase our chickens, let me add white dog. so i took out my paint ball gun (with orange paint) and gave it a orange bath. never seen it again. Next my new neighbors had a pice of shit little rat of a dog. kept shitting in my yard. so i kept seeing it and then ran it over in my truck
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That's disgraceful and very cruel!

Painting the dog orange is cool, I hope you used gloss paint?
As for running the other dog over, I would have doused it in petrol and torched the motherfucker, that would have sorted out its attitude.
 
my neighbors killed my cat once they had 5 dogs, i saw 3 killing my cat so i waited. Then one day luckily i saw the dogs barking at the tree maybe since they tasted cat flesh they crave for it. So i went out and shot the 3 that ate my cat in the the head and left them to rot.
 
vendetta, an eye for an eye, a life for life.. Even animals cant escape it. No one is above the law.
 
Wow. Ihav.net is now my favorite site to troll.. love how any pointless comment made anonomously years ago kicks out a million opinions and never dies because of whoever is paying for the storage of countless billons of terrabites of this delightfull human banter donated to the all knowing internet .I have no idea how I ended up on this thread fkin around but what a jackpot. I wonder if those dogs have just died of natural causes by now.. or if the guy or his neighbors still live next to eachother. It doesn't matter its just so interesting the replies that came out of this mans simple rant about hating his neighbors dogs and his intent to kill them for killing his cat has gone so viral as to attract the attension of every bored person on the internet. Thank u all for being so bored and ihav.net for preserving ur thoughts and connecting them with the whole world for our enjoyment.
 
there are no nuts that kill dogs. the only thing potentially lethal to dogs in terms of people food is grapes and raisins.onions are lethal longterm. chocolate will just make them sick,like us with the stomach flu.
go with poison or antifreeze. inject a hotdog with antifreeze. mix some poison in with some dog food. you could also try to get a video of the dogs and call the cops. if they need evidence,you've got it. animal control is sadly unreliable; the police are your best bet. get them involved and you should see some results. if you want some satisfaction in the meantime,buy an airsoft gun and pop 'em a few times next time you catch them in your yard. i use a bb gun since its pretty much the same thing,but i live out in the country,so its 'legal'. in a neighborhood,im guessing a bb gun wouldn't be xD
 
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Wow. Ihav.net is now my favorite site to troll.. love how any pointless comment made anonomously years ago kicks out a million opinions and never dies because of whoever is paying for the storage of countless billons of terrabites of this delightfull human banter donated to the all knowing internet .I have no idea how I ended up on this thread fkin around but what a jackpot. I wonder if those dogs have just died of natural causes by now.. or if the guy or his neighbors still live next to eachother. It doesn't matter its just so interesting the replies that came out of this mans simple rant about hating his neighbors dogs and his intent to kill them for killing his cat has gone so viral as to attract the attension of every bored person on the internet. Thank u all for being so bored and ihav.net for preserving ur thoughts and connecting them with the whole world for our enjoyment.
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I agree!!

There's been too many anonymous suggestions regarding the original question of how to stop dogs from attacking cats!

Now get serious people, stop all this silliness, and lets try to find a serious solution to this problem!

I suggest, to start with, is to dress the dogs in ballerina tutu's, preferably pink and fluffy, and force them to learn Swan Lake!

Then make them put on a gala performance in the local shopping mall!

The dogs will be so embarrassed and humiliated that they will realize the error of their evil ways and refrain from any further attacks!

Thank you for your attention.

Yours faithfully,

Baron Von Flatulence Gruntfuttock III.
 
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